A friend of mine (Sarah) just told me that I reminded her of Dancin’ Kim. For those of you who don’t know who Dancin’ Kim is she’s probably one of the most artistic dancers of our time. May she rest in peace (Kim died “in a freak accident at the Mecklenberg County Fair when she was struck by a metal clamshell-shaped car that disengaged from its moorings on the Tilt-A-Whirl while Kim was giving an aerobics demonstration.” Not sure if this is true, but sh*t!). Anyway, if you know me hit me up and tell me if you think I’m the next Dancin’ Kim. And if you don’t, please don’t be scared by what you are about to see.