So  I just so happened to be at Aranya’s for a night of Turkey Chili with Sarah, Jenn and Ken when we ended up locked out of her apartment checking out the place next door. Here is just a list of things we did to help pass the hour while we waited for a locksmith:

1. Impressions of Sally O’Malley, Molly Shannon’s 50-year-old character on SNL. “I like to kick and stretch aaaaannnnddd kick. And I’m 50 years old!
2. Interpretive dance
3. Breakdance lessons from Ken
4. Watched drivers parallel park and made fun of the ones who couldn’t hack it
5. Produced a mini-musical
6. Tried to stand on our heads in a weird yoga pose
7. Came up with our own book series to trump Twilight in all its glory
8. Talked about all the medications Ken is currently taking (which took up most of the time)
9. Mastered our lock-picking capabilities (and by master I mean tear up a perfectly good CTA pass and bend a screw driver)
10. Revised the White House stimulus package